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Having loud sex in your apartment gives your neighbours the opportunity to participate remotely.

September 17, 2023
People feel less pain buying a $1000 phone every couple years than buying a $1000 fridge or TV every couple decades

September 16, 2023
You can really torture a masochist by not torture him/her

September 15, 2023
Not one of us has ever been completely motionless

September 15, 2023
No fast food chain has beef nuggets

September 15, 2023
It is entirely possible that somewhere, maybe in London, a direct descendent of Jack the Ripper is living unaware of their infamous ancestor.

September 14, 2023
Conspiracy theorists seem to forget how hard it is for even two people to keep a secret.

September 13, 2023
People shorten Mayonnaise to Mayo but there is no shortened form of Worcestershire, which is way more laborious

September 12, 2023
Alcohol companies never show a drunk person in their ads

September 11, 2023
Never seen a person in a porno with an outie belly button

September 10, 2023