Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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Hitting a bong is using all four elements at once.

March 12, 2024
Kinda sad we can’t use moose as horses

March 11, 2024
We clean everything with hot water except our own teeth

March 10, 2024
New York City, if you can make it there, you’ll make it anywhere (as long as anywhere has every possible convenience imaginable within a kilometer)

March 9, 2024
It’s ironic that the things many people do to look more attractive are the very things they remove before sex.

March 8, 2024
Social media is really an unofficial competition to find who the biggest c*nt’s on the planet are

March 7, 2024
You can openly carry any awkward object in public as long as you seem confused about it.

March 6, 2024
You have to be bi-sexual to fully appreciate how bad the opposite sex is at oral sex.

March 5, 2024
There must be gay couples named Adam and Steve

March 4, 2024
Only bilingual people truly know how terrible Google translate is

March 3, 2024