Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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It’s a shame sleeping extra doesn’t roll into the next day like staying up late does.

May 10, 2024
We apply deodorant under our armpits but not for our crotch, although it can get way sweatier and smellier

May 9, 2024
Our brains seem to know whether a door is push or pull, unless there’s a sticker, in which case it’s a 50/50 chance.

May 8, 2024
Guys who watch live sports on their phone while they’re supposed to be socializing with family or friends are the adult version of iPad kids.

May 7, 2024
The stressful thing about driving is that no matter how good you are at it, most people aren’t

May 6, 2024
General concensus is that if you can’t afford something, you shouldn’t have it…except for children.

May 5, 2024
Giver of a blowjob trusts an awfully lot on the receivers daily hygiene routine

May 4, 2024
Your average teenage boy with access to the internet has probanly seen more nude people than all his ancestors without the internet combined.

May 3, 2024
You almost never have to buy shoelaces anymore because shoes don’t last that long.

May 2, 2024
A majority of people will spend thousands of hours on a highway, but never step on it

May 1, 2024