Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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All “motion” on a screen is an optical illusion. Pixels don’t move, they only change color.

October 16, 2024
Why don’t TV’s have screen protectors? The panel is the only bit that can’t be cheaply repaired.

October 15, 2024
Fingernails and hair probably make a noise when growing, it’s just too small and slow to hear.

October 14, 2024
People with the surname King, König, Koning or Koenig may have never had any royal lineage.

October 13, 2024
Spears are so effective and so simple to design, build, and use that I’d bet alien civilizations generally have a long history of using them.

October 12, 2024
Getting cash in a birthday card probably feels like a gift card with extra steps for kids who buy everything digitally these days.

October 11, 2024
Solid train infrastructure would be really useful for a large number of people to flee hurricane zones when they otherwise can’t get out easily due to lack of gas, functioning cars, or too much traffic.

October 10, 2024
When you take two parking spots, you’re only blocking one car. The rest were screwed either way, but will all now blame you.

October 9, 2024
The taller you get, the more challenging it becomes to get a piggyback ride.

October 8, 2024
If our weeks were designed to be shorter, we would have have more weekends.

October 7, 2024