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Willy Wonka had atrocious business acumen. Despite making the unequivocally best chocolate in the world, he still had competitors. Then he revealed his trade secrets to 10 strangers. Four of whom (kids) he knew wouldn’t win his factory and five of whom (guardians) were never in contention.

January 8, 2025
Apparently everyone’s butthole is unique, so it’s only a matter of time before a crime is solved using a butthole match as evidence.

January 7, 2025
It’s a good thing that underwear was introduced when it was. Not many people would wear them if they were introduced today.

January 6, 2025
If DNA collection was mandatory at birth, there would be a significant increase in solved crimes.

January 5, 2025
Coca-Cola puts “Original Taste” on their products, but no one can verify it.

January 4, 2025
The easiest job ever would be an aspiring actor that got a role playing an aspiring actor.

January 3, 2025
Phoenixes being able to revive and reproduce while having no natural predators is a zoological catastrophe waiting to happen.

January 2, 2025
One of the real deals when humans meet aliens would be who will be the first to have sex with them.

January 1, 2025
Companies pay big money for Super Bowl advertising spots, but if they put as much effort into the rest of their ads as they do into the Super Bowl ones, they’d probably go viral and be seen by just as many people at no extra charge.

December 31, 2024
We’re very lucky that not all of our body hair grows long like the hair on our heads.

December 30, 2024