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Netflix could include ratings from Rotten Tomatoes to save us all a web search.

January 14, 2025
Stainless steel is a desirable material that elevates products to be more premium. Except toilets.

January 12, 2025
AI-powered algorithms curate everything we see on social media, so in a way, AI already has a subtle grip on how we think.

January 11, 2025
If justice is truly blind in America, a jury shouldn’t be allowed to view the defendant during their case.

January 10, 2025
On average, paying insurance is not worth it.

January 9, 2025
Willy Wonka had atrocious business acumen. Despite making the unequivocally best chocolate in the world, he still had competitors. Then he revealed his trade secrets to 10 strangers. Four of whom (kids) he knew wouldn’t win his factory and five of whom (guardians) were never in contention.

January 8, 2025
Apparently everyone’s butthole is unique, so it’s only a matter of time before a crime is solved using a butthole match as evidence.

January 7, 2025
It’s a good thing that underwear was introduced when it was. Not many people would wear them if they were introduced today.

January 6, 2025
If DNA collection was mandatory at birth, there would be a significant increase in solved crimes.

January 5, 2025
Coca-Cola puts “Original Taste” on their products, but no one can verify it.

January 4, 2025