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TI-84 calculators costing almost $100 is shameful and a sign of a monopoly. For $100 a consumer on the open market can purchase a smartphone with far superior functionality.

July 27, 2025
It’s easy to look down on bystanders of history. Until you realize you’ve become one yourself. Then suddenly there are excuses for it.

July 26, 2025
When I die, someone is going to have to cancel all of my subscriptions.

July 25, 2025
Despite how loathed criminals generally are, they are, ironically, also responsible for the creation of millions of jobs around the world, from police officers, prison guards, and loss prevention staff to locksmiths, cybersecurity specialists, and legal professionals.

July 24, 2025
Babies being so helpless is a real flex for humans as apex predators.

July 23, 2025
Our pets could be having mild to moderate headaches at any time and we’d probably never know.

July 22, 2025
After a certain point in the night, stop lights should function as a stop sign, instead having to wait for the go light.

July 21, 2025
When you eat at home with your partner, it’s weird to eat different entrees, but when you eat at a restaurant with your partner, it’s weird to eat the same entree.

July 20, 2025
The lawyer in Jurassic Park wasn’t actually a coward: he just had to run to a toilet to avoid pooping himself in a humid, unairconditioned car with two random kids. There ain’t no time to light a flare gun and look cool; not when your ass is the flare gun.

July 19, 2025
Bananas would be far less commercially viable if their ripening wasn’t so predictable and tightly linked to their color.

July 18, 2025