Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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Everyone is very briefly the world record holder of youngest person alive.

December 2, 2025
The twist was once considered provocative but now it’s a normal dance move. We’ll probably see grandmas twerking at weddings in 50 years.

December 1, 2025
The brain gets woken up scared from nightmares whose plot and level of scariness it should have full control over.

November 30, 2025
The outcome of the card game ‘War’ is determined as soon as the deck is shuffled.

November 29, 2025
0% of natural numbers have been spoken aloud.

November 28, 2025
With sufficient imagination, any wizard or witch could live their entire life in the Room of Requirement.

November 27, 2025
We happen to exist in a tiny sliver of human history where we both have AI, and we can still tell when something was made by AI.

November 27, 2025
Bunkers are our modern equivalent to castles. Castles were built for protection against the war technology of the time. Bunkers are built for protection against the war technology of our time. Therefore, bunkers are our modern equivalent to castles.

November 26, 2025
The number of zombies found in an office is probably indirectly proportional to how generous that company was with sick leave.

November 25, 2025
I’ve met people with the given name Spring, Summer, and Autumn, but never someone named Winter.

November 24, 2025