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Scooby-Doo showed us that crimes are usually committed by people we know and trust

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July 12, 2022
Constipation is preferable over diarrhea in a public setting, but diarrhea is preferable over constipation in a private setting.

You wouldn't want to soil your pants in front of everyone, but diarrhea is so much easier to pass than constipation.

Regardless, both are shitty experiences

July 12, 2022
after one barely survives the process of getting marooned on a desert isle the fact that coconuts are encased in a rock hard shell and grow way out of reach seems like an especially harsh fuck yo

July 11, 2022
Up until seventy years ago, no one in the history of humanity had ever sat up in the middle of the night and said, “What’s that beeping sound?”

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July 11, 2022
There’s a certain size where genitalia is no longer arousing.

July 11, 2022
Because ravens can vocalise speech, like parrots can, it’s plausible that Edgar Allen Poe based his story on a real raven.

July 11, 2022
Eating spicy food causes pain, but we’ve collectively decided that we like the taste of pain so it’s seen as normal.

Eating spicy food causes pain, but we’ve collectively decided that we like the taste of pain so it’s seen as normal.

July 11, 2022
It’s strange that a potential partner having friends of the opposite sex is often considered a red flag when that’s an easy way to tell that they consider the opposite sex to be people and not just objects of desire.

July 11, 2022
If you don’t tuck your shirt in your jeans, your jeans are tucked into your shirt

If you don’t tuck your shirt in your jeans, your jeans are tucked into your shirt

July 11, 2022
Academic grades are strange in that while you’re in school they are the most heavily weighted indicator of your potential but they are never considered important after your first job post-school.

July 11, 2022