Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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Even pornstars have a dress code at work.

August 7, 2022
Underwear and socks come in resealable bags but cereal and potato chips don’t.

August 7, 2022
The clothes that make us look the sexiest make us wanna take them off

August 6, 2022
When chips get stale they turn soft but when bread gets stale it gets harder

August 6, 2022
Fish fucked in that water you are drinking.

August 5, 2022
Peeling a hard boiled egg is either oddly satisfying or mildly infuriating, with no in-between.

August 5, 2022
Technically everything is easier said than done.

August 4, 2022
People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you’d probably go in it too.

August 3, 2022
Hearing a joke from someone in your dream allows you to claim it as yours

August 3, 2022
In very general terms, a gun is an antibiotic

August 2, 2022