Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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The majority of jokes are told to entertain others. Dad jokes are mainly told to entertain yourself.

September 29, 2022
It’s impossible to know everything because the human brain has a max capacity of 2.5 Petabytes, not infinite!

September 28, 2022
Your genealogical bloodline has survived since the beginning of mankind.

September 28, 2022
Jedi’s can probably sense when other Jedi’s orgasm, and it’s probably annoying.

September 27, 2022
Leaf blowers and vacuum cleaners do the exact opposite thing, but serve the exact same purpose

September 27, 2022
Storage units are more of a monument to consumerism than shopping malls.

September 26, 2022
The more you lose at the knife game the easier it gets

September 26, 2022
Humans have been so successful at life that we look for things to ingest that have 0 calories

September 25, 2022
Cool ranch Doritos do not taste like ranch

September 25, 2022
Elderly lady mermaids probably have nice boobs because they are never exposed to gravity

September 24, 2022