Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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We’re really lucky that the Tooth Fairy decides to wait until teeth have fallen out before claiming them

November 16, 2022
Good drivers miss their turns more often than bad drivers.

November 15, 2022
You can’t get in a store and buy clothes if you don’t already own clothes

November 15, 2022
Dog people want their dogs to be people. But cat people want to be cats.

November 14, 2022
When technology allows us to record dreams people will have their own library of self-created porn.

November 14, 2022
The CIA probably has the biggest database of dick pics in the world

November 13, 2022
Getting very drunk is way more fun than being very drunk

November 13, 2022
In 50 years it’s going to be normal having gamers as grandparents

November 12, 2022
Many Amish men’s first photos are possibly a mugshot.

November 12, 2022
Loud farts are perceived to be less stinky because the smell is expected after hearing the fart sound, whereas in a silent fart the smell is unexpected until it hits you.

November 11, 2022