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No porno has ever addressed the fact that a woman living by herself was prepared to eat an entire pizza pie, with extra sausage, all by herself

February 8, 2023
Humanity sent an unsolicited dick-pic, our mix tape and directions to our place as our first contact.

February 8, 2023
Training to kill people is free (army), but training to save people costs thousands (medical school)

February 8, 2023
We normalised the concept or visual of drinking alcohol so much that we don’t consider it a recreational drug.

February 7, 2023
The deep ocean is the most natural habitat for vampires: no sunlight, no wood, no garlic, no vampire hunters, and sperm whales are mammals that have a TON of blood in them

February 7, 2023
We go to sleep tired, and wake up exhausted.

February 7, 2023
In Toy Story it must be pure agony to exist as an unassembled lego set

February 7, 2023
Pressing the door lock button on your car’s key fob just once never seems to lock it enough.

February 7, 2023
Fast food restaurants are no longer the faster and cheaper option that they started out as.

February 7, 2023
Grenades in movies take a lot longer to explode when they land near a good guy who has a chance to throw it back.

February 6, 2023