Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

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At some point in our lives, our assholes (mostly) learn to distinguish the feelings between a fart and a shit.

August 20, 2023
The amount of people walking around with improperly cleaned asses after taking a shit is astounding and disturbing.

August 19, 2023
People might complain less about tipping waiters/waitresses if the meal wasn’t so expensive in the first place

August 18, 2023
When we can record our dreams, everyone is going to have to get used to seeing themselves in some pretty crazy sexual situations in somebody else’s dream recording

August 17, 2023
some people go their entire lives without calling the cops

August 16, 2023
Horses are the most farted on animal ever

August 15, 2023
Multiplying by 15 feels much harder than multiplying by 1.5

August 14, 2023
Millionaires seem like the new middle class

August 13, 2023
There’s an extremely small chance that your dryer will finish it’s cycle having perfectly folded your laundry

August 12, 2023
We lock academically rigorous science journals behind pay walls while allowing misinformation to proliferate freely.

August 11, 2023