Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts
Tea is seen as British but you can’t even grow it here.
One realizes their unoriginality very quickly here.
If you were the last person alive on earth, you’d be all, the richest, poorest, thinnest, fattest, biggest, smallest, healthiest, weakest, tallest, shortest person alive.
You wouldn't want to soil your pants in front of everyone, but diarrhea is so much easier to pass than constipation.
Regardless, both are shitty experiences
Eating spicy food causes pain, but we’ve collectively decided that we like the taste of pain so it’s seen as normal.
If you don’t tuck your shirt in your jeans, your jeans are tucked into your shirt