
Tea is seen as British but you can’t even grow it here.


If you were the last person alive on earth, you’d be all, the richest, poorest, thinnest, fattest, biggest, smallest, healthiest, weakest, tallest, shortest person alive.

You wouldn't want to soil your pants in front of everyone, but diarrhea is so much easier to pass than constipation.
Regardless, both are shitty experiences


Eating spicy food causes pain, but we’ve collectively decided that we like the taste of pain so it’s seen as normal.