Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Category: People

Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.

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July 25, 2022
The farther away you can wave hi to someone, the closer you are as friends.

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July 24, 2022
People who snore are annoying as fuck for 33% of their lives

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July 20, 2022
The higher you go in a building the cleaner the stairs get

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July 19, 2022
Life in fact never gave us lemons, we genetically crossbred other fruits to make them. We create our own problems.

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July 18, 2022
Girls don’t compliment guys because they’re likely to take it non-platonically, guys take it non-platonically because it happens so infrequently they don’t know how to handle it

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July 16, 2022
As a loner, it’s not about not having friends. It’s a lack of quality people.

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July 16, 2022
Everyone hates being sung happy birthday, and everyone hates singing happy birthday, so what the fuck are we doing here.

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July 15, 2022
People are infinitely more likely to drink something that tastes terrible if it fucks them up than drink something that tastes terrible if it makes them 100% healthier.

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July 13, 2022
Nobody knows who the loneliest person alive is

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July 12, 2022