Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Category: Life

Those “choose your own flavor” Coke machines are probably just there to gather marketing data; They see what the most popular flavors are so they can release bottled/canned versions.

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July 18, 2022
Whoever created the tradition of not seeing the bride in the wedding dress beforehand saved countless husbands everywhere from hours of dress shopping and will forever be a hero to all men.

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July 18, 2022
The flavor of Dr. Pepper, animal crackers, and Swedish Fish are near impossible to describe, but they taste like the color they consist of.

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July 16, 2022
As a loner, it’s not about not having friends. It’s a lack of quality people.

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July 16, 2022
The working definition of “millenial” seems to be “anyone younger than the person speaking.”

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July 15, 2022
“700 million people are smarter than you.” may sound like an insult, but it would put you at the 90th percentile.

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July 14, 2022
During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.

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July 14, 2022
The better a dating app is, the faster you’re supposed to delete it

The better a dating app is, the faster you’re supposed to delete it

July 13, 2022
Unborn babies are the only people allowed to kick pregnant women.

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July 13, 2022
Dracula has his hair slicked back because that’s the easiest hairstyle to do without a reflection in the mirror.

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July 13, 2022