Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

As biological responses go, going weak in the knees due to a fear of heights is a pretty terrible one.

June 4, 2024
You hardly ever see people vaping in movies/TV shows.

June 3, 2024
Last Man on Earth stories never account for the existence of sperm banks.

June 2, 2024
You only ever lose one sock, because if you lost both you’d never notice

June 1, 2024
People with small breasts usually want to have bigger breast. People with big breast usually want to reduce theirs.

May 31, 2024
A lot of adults think they hate certain foods because their parents just didn’t know how to cook.

May 30, 2024
The voice in your head has never sounded any older, even though you’ve been listening to it your entire life.

May 29, 2024
We’re uncomfortable sleeping in our bed after someone else has had sex in it, but we’re comfortable sleeping in a hotel bed loads of people have had sex in.

May 28, 2024
For the average person, having a billion dollars (USD) is equal to having infinite money

May 27, 2024
Breastmilk is the only one thing most adult humans don’t ever remember the taste of.

May 26, 2024