Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

If humanity goes on for long enough, every single style of facial hair will be associated with an evil person.

May 8, 2026
I wonder if anyone has ever farted so hard that they got a muscle cramp in their anus.

May 6, 2026
A wrestler probably holds the world record for most times saying the letter W.

May 6, 2026
Do birds feel the same about flying as we feel about walking, or do they understand how amazing it is?

May 5, 2026
The memory of an embarrassing moment is often more embarrassing than the moment itself.

May 4, 2026
Because of degrading batteries, after enough time every laptop turns into a desktop computer.

May 3, 2026
I wish I could just eat all of the food in my fridge at once, then not eat for 2 months like a snake.

May 2, 2026
You are much more likely to become a professional athlete than you are to become a professional referee.

May 1, 2026
If there are 5.39×10^44 Planck times in 1 second, then the universe technically runs at approximately 539 tredecillion FPS.

April 30, 2026
One slow customer can instantly change which checkout line was the right choice.

April 29, 2026