Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

Refusing to drink from the fountain of youth would end up in delayed suicide.

April 8, 2025
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night must really suck for students at Hogwarts.

April 7, 2025
You have a limited number of heartbeats in your life. You can literally hear the countdown to your death.

April 6, 2025
If one or both conjoned twins have schizophrenia then it would be far less noticeable as it’s normal for them to talk as two in one body.

April 5, 2025
Future people are going to talk about us with our micro plastics and bad food pyramid the same way we talk about the romans for using lead piping and lead cups…

April 4, 2025
Professional-grade products are often better than consumer-grade ones because they prioritize function over appearance and avoid unnecessary bells and whistles.

April 3, 2025
It’s 2025 and the only way we’ve figured how to fix something as important as eyesight is by balancing glass on our nose, shoving silicon into our eyeballs or firing lasers at our corneas (which to be fair is incredibly metal as hell).

April 2, 2025
If you hosted an April Fools Day party, no one would show up.

April 1, 2025
In the digital age, death isn’t just absence: it’s watching someone leave the family group chat and knowing they won’t read the next message.

March 31, 2025
Our brains recognize ads so fast, we skip them without a second thought.

March 30, 2025