Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

Academic grades are strange in that while you’re in school they are the most heavily weighted indicator of your potential but they are never considered important after your first job post-school.

July 11, 2022
The car horn is the universal noise for both “hello” and “fuck you”

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July 11, 2022
Werewolves in fiction are generally significantly worse at tracking the full moon and taking precautions than actual real people are at tracking their periods and taking precautions over the same timescale, despite the wolf thing having somewhat more serious consequences.

July 11, 2022
Killer whales are dolphins on steroids wearing tuxedos

Killer whales are dolphins on steroids wearing tuxedos

July 11, 2022
If dogs are able to see ghosts, then the reason they’re afraid of the vet is because they can see all the animals that have been euthanised there.

If dogs are able to see ghosts, then the reason they’re afraid of the vet is because they can see all the animals that have been euthanised there.

July 11, 2022
The larger the download button, the less safe it seems

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July 11, 2022
Arguing with dumb people actually makes you smarter as you have to find simpler ways to explain yourself which expands your grasp on the subject

Arguing with dumb people actually makes you smarter as you have to find simpler ways to explain yourself which expands your grasp on the subject

July 11, 2022
The average working person can affordably buy and store their lifetime’s supply of dental floss and never have to worry about it running out again

July 10, 2022
There is someone in the world with the exact same voice as you but you might not even notice it even if you meet them since you don’t hear yourself the same way and as frequently as others hear you.

July 10, 2022
Life in fact never gave us lemons, we genetically crossbred other fruits to make them. We create our own problems.

July 10, 2022