Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

There’s a certain size where genitalia is no longer arousing.

July 11, 2022
Because ravens can vocalise speech, like parrots can, it’s plausible that Edgar Allen Poe based his story on a real raven.

July 11, 2022
Eating spicy food causes pain, but we’ve collectively decided that we like the taste of pain so it’s seen as normal.

Eating spicy food causes pain, but we’ve collectively decided that we like the taste of pain so it’s seen as normal.

July 11, 2022
It’s strange that a potential partner having friends of the opposite sex is often considered a red flag when that’s an easy way to tell that they consider the opposite sex to be people and not just objects of desire.

July 11, 2022
If you don’t tuck your shirt in your jeans, your jeans are tucked into your shirt

If you don’t tuck your shirt in your jeans, your jeans are tucked into your shirt

July 11, 2022
Academic grades are strange in that while you’re in school they are the most heavily weighted indicator of your potential but they are never considered important after your first job post-school.

July 11, 2022
The car horn is the universal noise for both “hello” and “fuck you”

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July 11, 2022
Werewolves in fiction are generally significantly worse at tracking the full moon and taking precautions than actual real people are at tracking their periods and taking precautions over the same timescale, despite the wolf thing having somewhat more serious consequences.

July 11, 2022
Killer whales are dolphins on steroids wearing tuxedos

Killer whales are dolphins on steroids wearing tuxedos

July 11, 2022
If dogs are able to see ghosts, then the reason they’re afraid of the vet is because they can see all the animals that have been euthanised there.

If dogs are able to see ghosts, then the reason they’re afraid of the vet is because they can see all the animals that have been euthanised there.

July 11, 2022