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Author: showerthoughts
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Humans are Lucky that our arms are long enough to reach our buttholes.
Redo for stroke-like errors. (Auto fill)
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If you don’t set an alarm, but wake up just when you wanted, you’re happy. But if you set an alarm and wake up just before the alarm, it’s annoying
If you don’t set an alarm, but wake up just when you wanted, you’re happy. But if you set an alarm and wake up just before the alarm, it’s annoying
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Dropping nickles and dimes on the ground feels more like littering than losing money
Dropping nickles and dimes on the ground feels more like littering than losing money
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If you pretend to not see someone you hate, and they also pretend to not see you, that’s a lot of cooperation between two people that don’t like each other.
If you pretend to not see someone you hate, and they also pretend to not see you, that’s a lot of cooperation between two people that don’t like each other.
