Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

If there’s hair in your food the hair is disgusting , but if there’s food in your hair the food is disgusting.

If there’s hair in your food the hair is disgusting , but if there’s food in your hair the food is disgusting.

July 30, 2022
Inventing or discovering fire, metals, the wheel, figuring out which mushrooms to eat was likely repeated in different regions of the world countless times, since there was no recording or communication of learnings

July 30, 2022
Somewhere in the world there is one penguin who is the most gnarly, hardcore, badass penguin living by penguin standards and to us it just looks like another chubby little bird.

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July 30, 2022
Balding is not in the body positivity movement, but gaining weight is. However, one of those things is often times more controllable while the other happens whether you like it or not.

Balding is not in the body positivity movement, but gaining weight is. However, one of those things is often times more controllable while the other happens whether you like it or not.

July 30, 2022
if society collapsed, amazon warehouses will be fought over fiercely for being giant real-life lootboxes

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July 30, 2022
When you die, your possessions lose their sentimental value.

July 30, 2022
Finger whistling must’ve really lost popularity in the past couple of years

July 29, 2022
Someone needs to invent a fucking artifical gut microbe that breaks down everything that enters the stomach into the most healthy output possible from its genetic composition! You could live off chocolate or dirt!

July 29, 2022
Sure there’s post nut clarity, but there also post post nut clarity where you realize you’ll be back into it tomorrow.

July 29, 2022
It sucks that one mistake can undo all the good that you’ve ever done, but that one good thing cannot undo the mistake you’ve done.

July 29, 2022