Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

A person’s peak height is only known in hindsight.

December 5, 2025
Spiders control their limbs with blood pressure. Therefore they walk with leg-erections.

December 4, 2025
Men’s public restrooms are laid out all wrong. It should be urinal, stall, urinal, stall, urinal instead of urinal, urinal, urinal, stall, stall.

December 3, 2025
Everyone is very briefly the world record holder of youngest person alive.

December 2, 2025
The twist was once considered provocative but now it’s a normal dance move. We’ll probably see grandmas twerking at weddings in 50 years.

December 1, 2025
The brain gets woken up scared from nightmares whose plot and level of scariness it should have full control over.

November 30, 2025
The outcome of the card game ‘War’ is determined as soon as the deck is shuffled.

November 29, 2025
0% of natural numbers have been spoken aloud.

November 28, 2025
With sufficient imagination, any wizard or witch could live their entire life in the Room of Requirement.

November 27, 2025
We happen to exist in a tiny sliver of human history where we both have AI, and we can still tell when something was made by AI.

November 27, 2025