Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

Your pee is always touching your body.

October 27, 2022
Your birthday is also the anniversary of meeting your parents

October 26, 2022
Sweating probably felt great before we invented clothes

October 25, 2022
It takes longer to make a cold pizza than a hot pizza

October 25, 2022
When quoting a movie line, the character always gets the credit and not the writer.

October 24, 2022
Your nipples are older than your teeth.

October 24, 2022
Spiderman can only operate in a small number of Earth’s cities. In most of them he’d be virtually useless

October 23, 2022
It’s possible that millions of women lived and died without even knowing about female orgasm

October 23, 2022
Drinking human milk is technically vegan because people can consent to giving someone their milk

October 22, 2022
Telling a joke that everyone laughs at is probably up there with sex and drugs in regards to how much dopamine it releases

October 22, 2022