Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

Batman has a vitamin D deficiency, since he barely gets any sunlight and is always in a body suit. No wonder Bane managed to break his back.

December 19, 2022
Technically, fries w/ ketchup is eating fruits and vegetables

December 19, 2022
You are the only thing stopping yourself from punching the person next to you

December 18, 2022
Showing someone your music collection is a very intimate act.

December 18, 2022
For some reason, zoos never include moose.

December 17, 2022
The car horn is a good example of how the length of just a single note can convey a large range of emotions.

December 17, 2022
We’re eventually going to get so technologically advanced, that we hit a wall because learning all the background on a topic necessary to make an advancement will take longer than our lifetimes will allow.

December 16, 2022
The more you learn about something man-made, the simpler it gets. But the more you learn about something naturally-occurring, the more complicated it gets.

December 16, 2022
There are only two ways to die; massive head trauma, or too little oxygen delivered to the brain

December 15, 2022
When out in a large gathering, there’s a strong probability that someone around you is wearing a butt plug.

December 15, 2022