Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

The two sports with the highest chance of being bit by an alligator are alligator wrestling and golf.

January 27, 2023
At a certain floor level, you can have sex without closing the curtain.

January 27, 2023
Madison Square Garden is not on Madison Ave., is not square and is not a garden

January 27, 2023
Eating solid cheese feels like eating more cheese than eating melted cheese.

January 27, 2023
In two thousand years archeologists will find the ruins of Venice beneath the ocean and have a lot of questions about how and why.

January 27, 2023
It has never been easier to get famous

January 27, 2023
Shouldn’t Men use female perfume because it’s made to smell good for female buyers.

January 27, 2023
Millions of people will die believing ponies are baby horses

January 27, 2023
Plants can’t eat in the dark.

January 27, 2023
Fame is only attractive because there is money involved, otherwise it’s a very shitty existence.

January 27, 2023