Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts

Author: showerthoughts

Never seen a person in a porno with an outie belly button

September 10, 2023
North Korean hackers are the only North Koreans who get to watch porn

September 9, 2023
Anime porn is the most humanitarian category to watch

September 8, 2023
You technically came out of both of your parents

September 7, 2023
It’s weird to think alcohol tastes like poison and the reason is that it is.

September 6, 2023
Cheating didn’t get more common place, technology made it easier to get caught and divorce stigma fizzled out.

September 5, 2023
It’s weird that Ariel doesn’t understand the concept of a fork when her dad is always carrying around a trident.

September 4, 2023
Getting married just to lose your virginity has to lead to the wildest post-nut clarity.

September 3, 2023
Your average straight man has seen more penises than your average straight woman.

September 2, 2023
Stephen Hawking is a real life example of min-maxing a character.

September 1, 2023