
Gay people are low key solving overpopulation


Human beings never stop pretending. When you are a kid you pretend that a cardboard box is a pirate ship. When you are older you pretend a piece of paper is extremely more valuable than it really is.


You could hear 1,000 jokes and not remember any of them when you wanted to retell one but remember every single one when you heard them told again.


A parent making fun of his kid because the kid watches someone else play a game on Twitch is doing exactly the same when he watches sports on TV


There is not definitive evidence that dinosaurs did NOT make and wear tiny hats which got incinerated upon the asteroid collision