Wow Thoughts – Shower Thoughts
Gay people are low key solving overpopulation
Everyone wants the world to be a better place and we disagree about what will improve things.
Human beings never stop pretending. When you are a kid you pretend that a cardboard box is a pirate ship. When you are older you pretend a piece of paper is extremely more valuable than it really is.
Digestion both start and end with cheeks
Wearing sandals in a formal setting is seen OK for women, but not for men
You could hear 1,000 jokes and not remember any of them when you wanted to retell one but remember every single one when you heard them told again.
A parent making fun of his kid because the kid watches someone else play a game on Twitch is doing exactly the same when he watches sports on TV
There is not definitive evidence that dinosaurs did NOT make and wear tiny hats which got incinerated upon the asteroid collision
All eggs are poached eggs if you steal them.