12.6k353 WowThoughtsMen see women’s buttholes way more than women see men’s buttholes. by showerthoughts 1 year ago1 year ago
21.4k369 WowThoughtsYou almost never have to buy shoelaces anymore because shoes don’t last that long. by showerthoughts 6 days ago6 days ago
31.5k350 WowThoughtsLiving with parents is free but you pay with your mental health by showerthoughts 1 week ago1 week ago
41.6k342 WowThoughtsDutch is the uncanny valley between English and German. by showerthoughts 6 months ago6 months ago
56k356 Life, WowThoughtsThe better a dating app is, the faster you’re supposed to delete itThe better a dating app is, the faster you’re supposed to delete it by showerthoughts 2 years ago2 years ago
61.4k363 WowThoughtsAt some point in human evolution there was a last guy to live his life naked by showerthoughts 1 month ago1 month ago
71.5k439 WowThoughtsULPT: If you are trying to lay low from the popo, do NOT do it at a motel as many cops cruise motel parking lots and run the plates of the cars there… by showerthoughts 1 month ago1 month ago
81.5k345 WowThoughtsYou never see people with Down syndrome smoking cigarettes by showerthoughts 1 month ago1 month ago
91.5k328 WowThoughtsULPT: Homeless soon? Get a gym membership by showerthoughts 1 month ago1 month ago
101.4k354 WowThoughtsCaps lock isn’t really as useful as the keyboard space it takes up. by showerthoughts 1 month ago1 month ago