When you’re a kid playing truth or dare, Dare is the scary option. When you’re an adult it’s Truth.
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A 500-page book really only has 250 pages... -
The guy who decided where each key goes... -
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Shapeshifters can technically make their dick any size
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It’s strange that a potential partner having friends...
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The anti-vacation. Go somewhere really shitty and do...
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For one of the most vulgar and violent...
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People lie more to themselves than to others.
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I’m not asking you to do much. Just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.
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I am the golden god.
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I don’t wanna be his friend, I wanna shoot him in the face.
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Bro, I can handle my sedatives.
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