The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine
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Shapeshifters can technically make their dick any size
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The anti-vacation. Go somewhere really shitty and do...
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For one of the most vulgar and violent...
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People lie more to themselves than to others.
I am the golden god.
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Don’t you play coy with me, you little bitch. I’m gonna stay right here, and I’m gonna wait for my minions to swarm me. And swarm they will, Tim. Alone, you’ll be.
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So you saw me eat that Hot Pocket I found in the garbage?
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It was good. It wasn’t great. But it was fine, and I knew it was gonna be fine
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I got followed here by like ten cats. Yeah, they’re starting to follow me these days.
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Excuse me, did you bang my wife? Did you bang my hoor wife? Does anybody here have any illegitimate children with my HOOR wife
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