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When people think about “The Wizard of Oz”, the actual Wizard of Oz is one of the last characters people actually think about
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Wheel of Fortune’s minimum wheel prize has kept up with inflation better than the federal minimum wage has.
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The Bucs perfectly captured the spirit of Tampa by their feature player being a middle aged man who spent his career in the northeast and then moved to Florida to retire
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If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.
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Dads tell cheesy jokes not because humour gets worse with age, but because the more life experience you have, the more value you place on anything that might make someone laugh, even if it’s at your own expense.
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Worms in apples has been less of a problem than what we expected as kids.
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People who don’t understand how Clark Kent can pass as superman have never seen Tony Hawk without a skateboard
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When filling up on gas, men are probably more likely to shake the gas nozzle before putting it back than women are.
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Some people masturbate more than they brush their teeth.
