Member since June 21, 2018
showerthoughts published “Meme” 3 months, 2 weeks ago
The great thing about AI is that it does exactly what you tell it to do. The terrible thing about AI is that it does exactly what you tell it to do.
For pirates being mostly of criminals and bastards, they have a suprisingly good work ethic and sense of cooperation needed to sail a giant ship
showerthoughts published “Meme” 3 months, 3 weeks ago
Nothing else will make you type slower other than your last password attempt.
showerthoughts published “Meme” 5 months, 3 weeks ago
You know you’re an adult when you care more about your parents’ health than they do.
showerthoughts published “Meme” 7 months, 1 week ago
People who snore are annoying as fuck for 33% of their lives
showerthoughts published “Meme” 7 months, 2 weeks ago
During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.
if society collapsed, amazon warehouses will be fought over fiercely for being giant real-life lootboxes
Due to the New Years countdown, the last word of millions of people in 2019 will be “one”.
showerthoughts published “Meme” 7 months, 3 weeks ago
Yoga is single player twister.
Dracula has his hair slicked back because that’s the easiest hairstyle to do without a reflection in the mirror.
Having morning wood and simultaneously an intense need to urinate is a cruel biological joke.
The promise of heaven was the greatest piece of propaganda ever created
Some vampire always say that living forever is a curse but they can actually just go to the direct sunlight and die whenever they want to
In spongebob, there are times when Spongebob goes to work and Patrick is already there eating a Krabby Patty. This implies that there is another chef that works before Spongebob.
showerthoughts published “Meme” 7 months, 4 weeks ago
Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.
Lisa Simpson is easily the most famous female saxophone player of all time.
People are infinitely more likely to drink something that tastes terrible if it fucks them up than drink something that tastes terrible if it makes them 100% healthier.
The flavor of Dr. Pepper, animal crackers, and Swedish Fish are near impossible to describe, but they taste like the color they consist of.
showerthoughts published “Meme” 8 months ago
In fairytales, stepsisters are bad. In porn, stepsisters are good.
The farther away you can wave hi to someone, the closer you are as friends.