Member since June 21, 2018
showerthoughts published “Meme” 3 weeks, 3 days ago
The older that you get the easier it is to buy something that will last a lifetime.
Nobody knows who the loneliest person alive is
showerthoughts published “Meme” 3 weeks, 6 days ago
We do not check the refrigerator multiple times to find new food, we check to see if our standards have dropped enough to eat what was available.
showerthoughts published “Meme” 6 months ago
The great thing about AI is that it does exactly what you tell it to do. The terrible thing about AI is that it does exactly what you tell it to do.
For pirates being mostly of criminals and bastards, they have a suprisingly good work ethic and sense of cooperation needed to sail a giant ship
showerthoughts published “Meme” 6 months, 1 week ago
Nothing else will make you type slower other than your last password attempt.
showerthoughts published “Meme” 8 months, 1 week ago
You know you’re an adult when you care more about your parents’ health than they do.
showerthoughts published “Meme” 10 months ago
People who snore are annoying as fuck for 33% of their lives
During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.
if society collapsed, amazon warehouses will be fought over fiercely for being giant real-life lootboxes
showerthoughts published “Meme” 10 months, 1 week ago
Due to the New Years countdown, the last word of millions of people in 2019 will be “one”.
Yoga is single player twister.
Dracula has his hair slicked back because that’s the easiest hairstyle to do without a reflection in the mirror.
Having morning wood and simultaneously an intense need to urinate is a cruel biological joke.
The promise of heaven was the greatest piece of propaganda ever created
Some vampire always say that living forever is a curse but they can actually just go to the direct sunlight and die whenever they want to
showerthoughts published “Meme” 10 months, 2 weeks ago
In spongebob, there are times when Spongebob goes to work and Patrick is already there eating a Krabby Patty. This implies that there is another chef that works before Spongebob.
Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.
Lisa Simpson is easily the most famous female saxophone player of all time.
People are infinitely more likely to drink something that tastes terrible if it fucks them up than drink something that tastes terrible if it makes them 100% healthier.