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Homework never really stops as we get older. It just takes on new forms of different tasks and activities.
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All men have small dicks if their girlfriend is angry enough
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Having no break from work is depressing, but having no work is very boring.
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Good dreams only happens just before the alarm rings.
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We are closer to the 22nd century than we are to WWII
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Crunching on your own chips is not annoying but when someone else crunches it’s annoying.
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Men make a bigger deal about dick size than woman do
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As much as we see child stars coming out traumatized from starring in kids’ shows and movies, you gotta wonder how the kids from R-rated horror movies turn out.
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Maybe moths aren’t attracted to the light, they’re just scared of the dark
