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You aren’t that important, because no one has come from the future to assassinate you.
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Even if we would have gotten a letter from Hogwarts, our parents would have never believed it was real and let us travel to London to run against a wall. We never had a chance.
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Our brains are hard-wired for survival, yet they have no issue with letting us daydream while driving a multi-ton death machine
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Those of us born in the early 90s will one day be the last people alive who remember life before the internet
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People draw dicks everywhere because vaginas are much harder to accurately depict.
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When you turn 113 years old, you become a teenager again
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The second person in a conga line is always the person who starts it.
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It’s safer to be an airport Uber driver since your passengers went thru TSA before getting in
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In Monopoly, if no one ever buys a property, everyone gets richer and no one loses.
