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All of the Neanderthals were uncircumcised
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People are afraid of AI treating humans like humans treat humans and other species.
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Not making the word for palindromes a palindrome was a missed opportunity.
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Being around someone in a really bad mood is depressing. Being someone who is in a really good mood is annoying.
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Only believable thing about Avatar movie is that future US wouldn’t fix Jake Scully’s legs because of money
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We make fun of dogs for licking each other but we lick people we really like too
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At a certain age getting grounded becomes more of a luxury and less of a punishment
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Everyone talks about how different life is since the internet and IPhones but no one talks about how much better life is since banning indoor public smoking
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Scholastic book fairs were the Catalina fucking wine mixer of elementary school socials.
