Month: December 2019
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if society collapsed, amazon warehouses will be fought over fiercely for being giant real-life lootboxes
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Due to the New Years countdown, the last word of millions of people in 2019 will be “one”.
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Yoga is single player twister.
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Dracula has his hair slicked back because that’s the easiest hairstyle to do without a reflection in the mirror.
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Having morning wood and simultaneously an intense need to urinate is a cruel biological joke.
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The promise of heaven was the greatest piece of propaganda ever created
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Some vampire always say that living forever is a curse but they can actually just go to the direct sunlight and die whenever they want to
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In spongebob, there are times when Spongebob goes to work and Patrick is already there eating a Krabby Patty. This implies that there is another chef that works before Spongebob.
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Pavlov probably thought about feeding his dogs every time someone rang a bell.