The better a dating app is, the faster you’re supposed to delete it
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Month: May 2019
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A hamburger doesn’t have a front or back until you bite it
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The higher you go in a building the cleaner the stairs get
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We are covered in an organ that can detect small fluctuations of output from a fusion reactor 93 million miles away.
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There’s like 7 billion boobs
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Those “choose your own flavor” Coke machines are probably just there to gather marketing data; They see what the most popular flavors are so they can release bottled/canned versions.
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Somewhere in the world there is one penguin who is the most gnarly, hardcore, badass penguin living by penguin standards and to us it just looks like another chubby little bird.
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We used to write on scrolls. Then we moved on to books… Now we’re back scrolling again
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Scooby-Doo showed us that crimes are usually committed by people we know and trust
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“700 million people are smarter than you.” may sound like an insult, but it would put you at the 90th percentile.
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