Month: April 2019
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The car horn is the universal noise for both “hello” and “fuck you”
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If a company celebrates 365 days accident free, then they’re celebrating the anniversary of the accident.
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Expensive paintings are basically just trading cards for the rich.
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Coffee….
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The working definition of “millenial” seems to be “anyone younger than the person speaking.”
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Tissue companies profit off of sickness, sadness and shame.
